Theme Credit
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drdawg shsl-turtle
kaannna shsl-turtle
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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

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okaymad shsl-turtle
f-o-t-o-b-l-o-g foreverhungryandsleeperman
heyfunniest:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert
mcerafan oacidrain

hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

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ashftirwin oacidrain

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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mydemisee lettingthroughlight
brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁
tvpartyorchestra oacidrain
hellyeahdisneyfanart:

Cheshire Cat & Alice.
mariooscargabriele.deviantart.com dapperzack
ailurophilist paiges-h0rr0r-st0ry
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